How Hurricane Dorian Could Hit Alabama (with a picture)

My simple explanation of what sharpie mark on NOAA (National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration) map means.

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Lots of noise about nothing.

What I think has happened (and the following line of events is only the product of my imagination) was that President Trump wanted to know what was the worst possible scenario we could expect to happen with hurricane Dorian.

One of the experts said that if everything will go wrong, there’s a possibility that Dorian will reach south-east areas of Alabama.

President grabbed a black sharpie, and when asking:
Can it move that far?
He drew the line on the map. The expert said:
Yes, it can.

And here we are. The mystery has been untangled. Now we can go back to our boring lives and stop worrying about how government officials in the White House use office supplies.

You can buy Trump sharpie right here.

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Fine-Point TRUMP Sharpie Marker With The Magical Ability To Drive The Fake News Crazy

Official Donald J Trump Fine Point Marker.

President Trump’s ability to drive his critics crazy is unmatched by anything in the entire Universe. As a response to “Sharpie Gate,” his campaign is selling Trump-branded permanent marker in its store.

You can buy Trump sharpie right here.

Brad Pasquale wants to #KeepMarkersGreat.

Donald Trump’s reelection campaign just added a Trump-branded permanent marker (sharpie) to its web store, skillfully capitalizing on the Sharpie-gate spectacle.

The marker introduced by campaign manager Brad Parscale on his Twitter account is another, I think successful, attempt by Trump campaign to turn what could have been a controversy into an asset and poke some fun in “mainstream media” in the process.

Congrats to campaign manager Brad Parscale. I like the way you guys think.

And now, ladies and gentlemen,
My simple explanation of what sharpie mark on NOAA (National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration) map means.

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